What other casts have you performed with?

I've performed with a great many cats, mostly in a sneezing capacity, but sometimes as a scratching post. Oh, _casts_.... None that I can confirm (or deny).

When and where did you lose your virginity?

4th of July, on a couch, some unremembered number of years ago.

Your Rocky virginity?

In Chumash, circa 1992-93 school year.

Why did you join the Zen Room?

The voices told me to.

What is your favorite Zen Room memory?

The Superheroes themed show. Batman and Robin, ooh yeah! And spackling Eddie's butt crack.

Your favorite RHPS character?

RIFF!

RHPS scene?

Scenes? Gotta remembmer to quit the Drano cocktails before the show.

Place to have sex in SLO county?

They have sex in SLO county? Now that I move out, they start importing it. Sheesh!

What do you tend to do with your free time?

Motorcycles, Motorcycles, Gaming, Motorcycles, Paintball, Renn Faire. Did I mention motorcycles?

What special talents do you possess?

My phenominal cosmic powers include X-rated Vision, Stuporhuman Strength, Pornographic Memory, Fresh Minty Breath, The Dive & Twitch, and the ability to transform Oxygen in to Carbon Dioxide.

What's your favorite music genre/groups?

Variable. I'm known to some as "that guy who keeps his Iron Maiden right next to the Phantom of the Opera."

TV shows?

Babylon 5, Crocodile Hunter, anything _not_ of the America's Blankiest Blanks genre, Simpsons, Futurama

Movies?

John Woo's Hong Kong movies, Kung-Fu movies, the Star Wars Saga (except the Phantom Movie), Real Genius, anything with John Cusack, and cheezy splatter films by Sam Raimi. And Cemetery Man. Nothing quite like existentialist splatter-punk. :)

Musicals?

Phantom of the Opera, Les Mis, Rocky Horror, Cannibal the Musical (don't be messin' with my shpedoinkal!)

What turns you on?

Twisted mountain roads, nibbling on others, being nibbled on, massages

What turns you off?

Smoking, people trying to kill me, traffic, straight boring roads.

What are your fetishes?

That information is classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to screw you.

Anything else you'd like to say to your adoring fans?

I have a 6 foot long penis, and I know how to use it. No applause, just throw money (large denominations preferable, no silver dollars--they hurt!)